My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret?

IAmSoMeanMwahah · 3 days

Don't worry. You weren't saying "I love you;" you were saying "isle of view."

brwhyan · 6 days

Yep, here's an unaccesorized A10 next to a car.http://i.imgur.com/xvefm.jpg

zapet · 11 days

Starcraft 2 has coop tower defense mods.

puremessage · 22 days

Yeah dailwtf is what I meant. It was an awesome story though :-)

puremessage · 22 days

Wasn't this posted to failblog a while ago?

Quarothi · 24 days

Back slowly away and look at puppet or chef :-)

jasonbuddy · 25 days

Is hat Jupiter and a bunch of its moons to the left?

Spaznik · 27 days

So that's what that is! One bit me once and I've always wondered what it was.

chiv · 1 month

I had my wedding reception there. It was a very good deal.

Kinda_Pagan · 1 month

I woman I had just met and hung out with for a few hours was telling me about her recent trip to Russia. She told me that the Russian language has a specific word for fucking with the woman's knees on the mans shoulders. Not expecting the conversation to go there I just kind of ignored the comment without thinking about it. Ironically, I was hoping to hook up with her... Yeah. Didn't get laid.

brwhyan · 1 month

My favorite coffee! I've only seen it in Madison though

FarFromFear · 1 month

TIL

Thanks

FarFromFear · 1 month

I prefer the term: proto-wife

FrancisDollarHyde · 1 month

Not very clean. It's even meatier than a meat shower.

russianguy · 1 month

Stockholm syndrome. Poor, poor man.

As a user, windows 7 is only about %1310 better :)

throwbotono · 2 months

Relevant video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU

Iamnotkumar · 2 months

I love pizza, and I'm not normally squeamish, but I almost vomited when I looked at that.

Hoobris · 2 months

Yes. Now wash my feet.

brtw · 2 months

Looks like the map that came with the first issue of Nintendo power magazine.

AznJsn · 2 months

A coworker lit a projector on fire during a presentation.

The projector in a conference room at work was blurry from dust, so a he decided to do something about it. Before I could stop him he sprayed canned air into the side of the running projector. Flames shot out the side of the projector. It continued to work for about 2 seconds before dying and filling the room with smoke so acrid everyone fled.

acepincter · 2 months

150% (25% for each surviving grand parent).

maxis · 2 months

Stop making me lust after this game before I've even seen it. I'm trying to avoid liking anything EA right now. Thanks.

brwhyan

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